Happy House Rules ... because everyone wants to be happy.
We call these the Happy House Rules because they help to keep everyone in the house, well, happy! Here we go: Remember we are sharing space, therefore:
Please park at the bottom of our driveway all the way over to the right-hand side. This enables us to get out of our garage without hitting your vehicle. Happy indeed!
Please enter the top portion of the house quietly and move straight on down to your sweet little spot. After all, that’s where the whole happy thing goes on, right?
If you need us, try texting us. We find this works better than roaming the house, yelling our names :). And try to not need us between 9pm and 5am. But if you do, we’ll do our best to be happy to serve you!
When you are not in the apartment, please: Turn off all lights / Make sure the stove and oven are off / Blow out any candles / Close & lock all windows ... Afterall, if bills go high or break-in’s happen who’s happy then??
To keep our next guests happy (okay, and us hosts as well) please put things back where you found them: Kitchen goods / Blankets / Pillows / Games, books, etc.
Keeping promises makes most of us happy, so please kindly remember what you’ve already agreed to: No pets / No alcohol or drugs / No smoking / No parties without our permission, but LOTS of being happy in other ways.
And one UNhappy rule … let’s not make any insects happy, shall we? Therefore please keep all food sealed & put away, and use the dustbuster in the kitchen to clean up any crumbs.